Opinion Quickie Republic: Short thrills, long pains, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Sep 19, 2025 It all started with Lux soap. The housekeeper said she bought a pack of six bars for N5, 400. My 92-year-old father gasped.…
Opinion Dangote and his two wives, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Sep 16, 2025 A man married two wives. To maintain fairness, he set up a roster to guide who shared his bed and when. Since they were only two,…
Opinion Mr President, Aro’s wife was raped, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Jul 22, 2025 His wife was raped, not at night, during the day. Those who did not witness the scandal heard about it. He tossled and turned in…
Columnist 21 Ejaculations Per Month, As How?, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng May 5, 2025 I was nicely, gently coming out of church, my Pastor’s sermon still running around my brain, when my phone notified me that a…
Columnist King who died inside the honey pot, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Apr 17, 2025 When Prince Amuniwaiye ascended the throne of his fathers, it looked like he would do well. Oyo had looked forward to a new era…
Columnist When you miss your step, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Aug 13, 2024 She has lost two children. One via miscarriage, the other through still-birth. They just couldn’t afford basic medical-care. So,…
Columnist The black market called marriage, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Jun 24, 2024 By FUNKE EGBEMODE To many, marriage is about love and passion. To others, it is an investment and to someone like me, it is all…
Columnist The Petrol Attendant And His Nozzle, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng May 29, 2024 This piece was inspired by a story told by the old man of an honourable member while I served briefly at the National Assembly.…
Columnist Dear Madam, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng May 2, 2024 Some wives are not worth the titles they carry. They are women, yes. Wives? No. The right moves, acts and depth are just not…
Columnist [INTIMATE AFFAIRS] Japa, Marriage, Sex and Money, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Apr 3, 2024 By Funke Egbemode Letty was a good girl who became a good wife but the seasons changed and this once-upon-a-time choir…