Politics I’ll make sure you never pee again, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Mar 27, 2026 It was on March 6. I caught this well dressed guy peeing in the drainage at the turning to my house. Already stressed from sitting…
Opinion Why are grandmas having affairs?, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Mar 5, 2026 Nobody understands. How could she do it? Why did she do it after all these years? An affair after 25 years of marriage and three…
Opinion Intimate Affairs: My wife can’t wear push-up bra, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Dec 1, 2025 A younger friend of mine gave me a ride the other day and I learnt a lot from the experience. Trust Lagos traffic jams to show up…
Opinion Why is no one sharing Basorun Gaa’s name?, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Oct 2, 2025 ‘BI o l’aya osika, bi o r’iku Gaa o yio s’otito. If you have the heart of a cruel man, take note of Gaa’s death and be true’ I…
Opinion Quickie Republic: Short thrills, long pains, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Sep 19, 2025 It all started with Lux soap. The housekeeper said she bought a pack of six bars for N5, 400. My 92-year-old father gasped.…
Opinion Dangote and his two wives, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Sep 16, 2025 A man married two wives. To maintain fairness, he set up a roster to guide who shared his bed and when. Since they were only two,…
Opinion Mr President, Aro’s wife was raped, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Jul 22, 2025 His wife was raped, not at night, during the day. Those who did not witness the scandal heard about it. He tossled and turned in…
Columnist 21 Ejaculations Per Month, As How?, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng May 5, 2025 I was nicely, gently coming out of church, my Pastor’s sermon still running around my brain, when my phone notified me that a…
Columnist King who died inside the honey pot, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Apr 17, 2025 When Prince Amuniwaiye ascended the throne of his fathers, it looked like he would do well. Oyo had looked forward to a new era…
Columnist When you miss your step, By Funke Egbemode Admin Newsclickng Aug 13, 2024 She has lost two children. One via miscarriage, the other through still-birth. They just couldn’t afford basic medical-care. So,…